Win an Amazon Voucher and Great Secret Santa Gift Ideas
Christmas is almost here again, and the office Secret Santa gift exchange comes with that. I have compiled a list of both hilarious and scandalous gifts that will surely make your gift the most talked about one at the office party. So, let’s dive into the funniest and rudest Secret Santa gifts to give your colleagues this year! I also have a giveaway for one of you to win a £20 Amazon voucher to spend on any gift of your choice or you could even use it to treat yourself!

The “World’s Best Boss” Mug with a Twist
Giving a mug to your coworker might seem a little cheesy, but if you add a hilarious twist to it, you can turn a simple gift into something memorable. Get a mug that says aimed at the world’s best boss but add a little extra by adding an unexpected photo of your boss that will make everyone at the office laugh. This one from Amazon would be perfect for this.
An alternative mug I think would make a great Secret Santa gift under a tenner is this one:
The Inappropriate T-Shirt
If you have the type of colleague with a good sense of humour, an inappropriate t-shirt can be an excellent gag gift. For instance, you can opt for a ‘World’s Okayest Boss’ t-shirt or one that says, “I’m not always a bitch. Just kidding. Go f**k yourself.” There are so many options you could design yourself, or here are a few easy ones to order. I also like this one for a ladies gift.
The “You’re Welcome” Socks
Socks might seem like a boring gift, but these “You’re Welcome” socks will make your coworkers appreciate them (and you) a little more. These socks have “You’re Welcome” written across the toes, letting your coworkers know you’re always there for them when they need something. Here are a few I think you might like:
The Chocolate Rudeness
If your colleague has a sweet tooth, there’s nothing like a box of chocolate. However, instead of the usual chocolates, why not opt for rude chocolate bars that can leave a lasting impression? You can find these in stores or online with explicit messages for some raunchy fun.
This is a great one I think it would make a good Secret Santa budget gift.
Funny and Functional office accessories
Office accessories are always a good gift idea, and you can make them hilarious by choosing quirky designs and puns. Some cool and funny accessories include the Notepad Mouse-pad, Decision Maker Paperweight, and Pencil sharpener Desk Tidy. These functional items will keep your colleagues entertained all year round. Here are some of my favourites:
- Novelty Notebook or a rude notebook
- A set of funny pens
- A stress toy
- A planner
- Swear word colouring book
Rude and novelty desk ornaments
Naughty desk ornaments are great Secret Santa gifts for colleagues who aren’t afraid to show off their playful side. These ornaments come in various forms and sizes, including dancing hula girls, penises, and other immature figurines. However, gauge your colleagues’ sense of humour before buying these to avoid awkward situations. Here are a few ideas that may help:
Boozy gifts
What is an office celebration without some booze? Alcohol-related gifts such as cocktail recipe books, gin and tonic kits, and wine glass markers are good ideas for coworkers who enjoy a drink. Remember to give these gifts to colleagues of legal drinking age and drink responsibly. Here is a fun addition to a boozy gift I think you will like
A rude but funny sticker for a wine bottle
The giveaway
If you would like to be in with a chance of winning a £20 Amazon voucher then simply click into the widget below and follow as many or as few of the entry options as you wish. Every entry counts but you have to be in it to stand a chance of winning so don’t put it off!
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I do love rude and jokie gifts! My husband’s office all have desk signs referring to them as rude words!
Last year I made gifts by filling drinking glasses with chocolates topped with a candy cane.
What a fabulous site, thanks for all the recommendations! Love it ?
I’m always cold and I got gifted a cosy blanket & travel mug with my initials on it. Super thoughtful and useful too!
The best Secret Santa I was given was a trinket dish because I still use it several years later.
Love to win Amazon giveaway
I believe that emus come from another planet.
I prefer to make the gift depending on who it’s for – as far as I know about them. Good tea towels, fair Isle mug cosy, cookie mix in a jar. That sort of thing
Something funny! Hopefully the recipient will have a good sense of humour.
Hmmm I think a mug is a great idea because everyone uses one!
I always think something funny like a funny mug or a joke present
For some people it can be difficult to think of what to get them but I lucked out last year and knew that the girl I picked had been talking about needing a new brolly…
Love the Up Yours Mug Finger Funny Ceramic Cup but not sure i’m brave enough to give it
Something funny or crafty home made.price doesn’t matter.giving from the heart grows the heart
Something funny something homemade, price doesn’t matter.giving unconditional improves your heart
I like the The Inappropriate T-Shirt gift, not sure the recipient would mind…
The “World’s Best Boss” Mug with a Twist – to curry favour with the boss to guarantee a welcome Christmas bonus 🙂
I’ve just bought some personalised socks for someone who loves apples … yes they do have an apple on them!
Something funny always goes down a treat in my family
One of my colleagues always has soup for his lunch so I made him a hamper with lots of different soups.
Merry Christmas everyone! I think I would buy some snuggly hat and gloves gor my daughter, to keep her warm on her walk to work x
like the idea of the rude chocolates could be very funny but make sure it goes to someone with a sense of humor
I once gifted a lego set to a colleague, they were so happy as they said it had sold out everywhere and they had been trying to find it all week! Chuffed
The gift of time with the family is the best, but a bottle of Baileys is always appreciated too!
I like the quirky route for a secret santa.
I actually love receiving festive socks. I struggle with choosing gifts sometimes.
I’ve never actually done a secret santa, but I love the idea of a Decision Maker Paperweight – I think that would be hilarious, and not likely to offend like many of the others might!
You definitely can’t go wrong with fluffy socks and chocolates. x
I think the gin and tonic kit would make a great gift!
Cute or funny socks always go down well
Something funny always goes down well but I love getting chocs x
I like the idea of the boozy gift, although I must point out I’m not an alcoholic…
A boozy gift always works well and gets the most thanks!!
I can’t believe it’s December already – my shopping is done but I can’t remember who I bought what
A Christmas mug is always a great idea
I was given a snuggly blanket with a glow in the dark fox print last year and love it it’s so soft
It’s a tough one, but I think something like quirky thick socks, or a purse, or a wallet always goes down well 🙂
In a work Secret Santa one year I got a thick scarf which was great as I stood on the bus stop for hours!
I think a funny Christmas mug is always good or maybe some funny Christmas socks.
I picked someones secret santa where they wanted a scented candle & I requested the same! We actually chose the same candle to gift each other.
My favourite secret santa gift was a book, I loved it because they actually thought to buy me something I would like which made it more throughtful.
My favourite secret santa gift was a book, I loved it because they actually thought to buy me something I would like.
Someone once gave me a Molton brown handwash and handcream which broke the budget so I suspected regifting. I was very happy though
I like a boozy gift. Pleases most people I think
One year I got a nice box of chocolates and a nice pair of warm cosy socks. I was so happy with both ?
The adults in my family do a Secret Santa, and one year I got a voucher for an Indoor Skydiving Experience for 2 – best present ever! I correctly guessed it was my dad as he always breaks the spending limit!
I received some hand knitted gloves I loved the fact the giver had taken time to make them
I once got gifted a bottle of wine (which was horrible) and a hot water bottle. I feel the cold, so the hot water bottle was brilliant, as I didn’t have one.
I love the “You’re Welcome Socks”, inexpensive but would make you (and the recipient) smile.
Am loving the “You’re Welcome Socks” I could think of a few people to give these too!
Not sure I could give anything rude to my work colleagues or anyone else for that matter
Socks with my friends kids and cats on them, my friend loved them
I like to receive anything foodie or nice toiletries.
A candle I love lots of candles around my home.
my favourite secret santa gift has to be a sunderland football scarf, what made it special was the fact it was gifted by an ardent newcastle fan, and it must have been a struggle to actually go into the sunderland shop to buy it
Love any boozy gifts!
I received a sparkly scarf and gloves set one year. It was my favourite secret Santa present
I am doing secret Santa for the first time ever this year and I am quite excited. I was given some ideas so I think it will be ok! I like your ideas for making it funny because you don’t want it to be too serious.
The inappropriate t-shirt would make a good secret santa gift ♥
Your welcome socks – they are practical and appreciated gifts for all
GREAT IDEAS, SECRET SANTA CAN BE A TREACHEROUS MINEFIELD
Chocolate would be perfect
Secret Santa doesn’t work for me. No one really knows what you like and it ends up being thrown or given away.
The Chocolate Rudeness could be fun, and if it falls flat you can always eat the evidence!
love the ‘you’re welcome’ socks fantastic ideas
A pair of ‘You’re Welcome’ socks sounds like a great idea.
The “You’re Welcome” Socks sound like a really fun gift, perfect for secret Santa 🙂
Great Secret Santa suggestions! Booze gifts are always welcome here ?
You can never have enough mugs, but a large porcelain one would be most appreciated.
The welcome socks and the inappropriate T shirt are great
A pair of ‘You’re Welcome’ socks sounds like a great idea. Not too expensive, but something to keep you nice and warm.
I love the ‘you’re welcome’ socks, sure to bring a good laugh to the receiver
I’m not one to swear and I’m a little bit shy so I don’t think I could ever get anyone one of these gifts or receive one, haha. But my favourite Secret Santa’s gift was a book of mistranslated shop signs from different countries. It was hilarious and an easy read for a sad day.
For anyone looking to buy me a Secret Santa gift cannot go wrong with chocolates! Any chocolate will be appreciated!
Always disliked “secret santa” at work. Never received anything worth keeping.
We use to do secret santa at work pre covid and think it helped that we knew each other well, so could get something really suited to them or something that reflected their sense of humour.
Funny and functional office accessories are always a good idea, although I wouldn’t choose anything rude.
I love the inappropriate T shirt! Not sure quite how my boss would take it though!
The wine bottle stickers sound good! Makes a bottle of wine more interesting!
To be honest an Amazon voucher for a secret Santa gift is perfect, doesn’t have to have a big monetary value. The reason being is people spend so much time and money on other peoples presents around Christmas that it’s just great to have something whereby they can treat themselves with 🙂
Boozy gifts